fields of red

guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

a-farewell-to-arms:

Imagine if the Hollywood walk of fame was all done using comic sans…

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.
Note 1.  (via fragiles)
lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

whorville:

Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

vanysanders:

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